in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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