You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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