Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well I just put wine in my tea
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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