How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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