And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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