I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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