It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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