NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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