GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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