i jhust puked up my retainher.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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