i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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