Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this just has baby written all over it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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