some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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