Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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