I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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