let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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