just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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