you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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