I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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