Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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