I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
