Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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