Whod you bang
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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