Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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