margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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