So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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