Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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