Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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