Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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