After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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