Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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