She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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