i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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