This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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