i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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