I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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