google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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