U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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