Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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