my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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