In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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