she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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