What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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