If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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