dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ugly people sure do ruin things
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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