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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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