dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
as a side note pls kill me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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