She's JV to your varsity
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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