My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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