She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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