Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Shame - the story of my life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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