We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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