Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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