Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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