I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
